This is your brain. This is your brain on TV. Any questions??
Ok. I definitely killed off a fair share of brain cells this past weekend by watching a ton of pointless TV. Did anyone else watch the College Hill: South Beach marathon on BET?
No? Well, that’s expected since the majority of you actually have things to do with your lives. Unfortunately, YAKWII does nothing. Absolutely nothing. Yeah…I’m awesome.
But getting back to what I was talking about…yes, I did watch most of the College Hill marathon. That sh*t was funny as hell to me! My college experience wasn’t as nearly as entertaining, so it was interesting to see these kids who are (supposedly) making it through school without even thinking about touching a text book. All the chicks on there were cute too. I like that little sexy ass, barbie-like chick Milan.
She didn’t do sh*t but sit there and look cute all day. Hey Ms. Milan, if you want to kick it with a dude who has zero expectations for you to do sh*t but just sit there and look cute all the time, you need to holla at YAKWII! I’m that dude. I don’t give a f*ck. Shorty can come thru the crib anytime! I be here all day, every day! Drinkin beer.
But on the real, if any of ya’ll personally know shorty or knows someone who knows shorty…put me on!
Also this weekend, I watched Fight Club twice on Spike TV.
Great f*ckin movie! After getting all amped up from watching the movie, I started my own fight club. However, it really didn’t go too well since I was the only person there to participate in my fight club. And since I had no one to fight, I’m now definitely breaking the 1st and 2nd rule of my fight club, which like the movie, is to not talk about my fight club. However, since no one but me knew about my fight club, I had no choice but to talk about my fight club. However, even after talking about my fight club, no one is interested in joining my fight club. That makes me sad. Honestly, I don’t want even want to participate in my fight club anymore. Moving on…
Of course I got my fix of Cheaters this weekend too! Love this show!
This is the only show that is even more trashier than Maury, Jerry Springer, old episodes of Richard Bey and Cops – combined! Even though he is quite possibly the most dull person in life, I think Joey Greco is the MAN!!
Imagine showing up at the bar with Joey as your wing man?? You definitely gettin buns that night! Chicks will flock just to take a pic with Joey. So you just fall back and holla. Next thing you know, you and Joe are riding the London Bridge.
(Give yourself 2 points if you caught that.)
Right now, I can’t even think of what the hell else I watched over the weekend. Shows you how important those shows were. So on that note: Be safe. Look both ways before crossing the street. Get your pets spayed and nuterted. Have protected sex. Do drugs. I’m out.
