Archive for December, 2009

End of Two Thousand Slime

Posted in Fly Sh*t, real talk with tags , , , , , , , on December 31, 2009 by youalreadyknowwhoitis

Honestly folks, I can’t wait till 2009 is over!  This past year was a rough one as some of you know from my b*tching and moaning that I tried to disguise as meaningful blog posts.  However, this year did bring about one GREAT thing:

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Jay-Z – Lost Ones

Posted in beats with tags , , on December 31, 2009 by youalreadyknowwhoitis

Jay-Z – Lost Ones

This song has a certain meaning to me.  I not going to get into the details, but let’s just say that it’s appropriate that I’m posting this at the very end of Two Thousand Slime.

Nas – Nastradamus

Posted in beats, Fly Sh*t with tags , , , , on December 31, 2009 by youalreadyknowwhoitis

Nas – Nastradamus

The Nastradamus video is wildly (and widely) regarded as one of Nas’ worst videos and worst songs off of his worst album ever.  And in typical YAKWII fashion, I actually like this sh*t.  Since we’re lookin toward to the future, I figured this song was appropriate.

For those who totally missed what I was alluding to, check out Nostradamus (not Nastradamus) on Wikipedia.

Zoë Saldana (part 2)

Posted in clothing, Fly Sh*t, shortys / models / women with tags , , on December 31, 2009 by youalreadyknowwhoitis

We featured Zoe Saldana back in May, but I came across this photo shoot she did for Vanity Fair this summer, so we had to bring her back.

This photo shoot is great.  Flashback to the Harlem Renaissance.  They couldn’t have picked a more beautiful and classy woman for the shoot!

More pics after the jump.

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Sarah Jessica Parker

Posted in Fly Sh*t, shortys / models / women, totally random with tags , , on December 30, 2009 by youalreadyknowwhoitis

Sarah Jessica Parker.  Honestly, this may be the oddest post to date on YAKWII.  SJP really doesn’t fit the mold of a YAKWII shorty.  Who am I kidding, I can’t even say “really doesn’t fit,” she’s doesn’t fit!  Straight up.  However, I have this thing for SJP.  Can’t explain it, don’t understand it, but I do.  And no, I DO NOT watch Sex and the City!

Let me stop trying to explain myself to you people.  Check the pics.

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The Chambers Brothers – Time Has Come Today

Posted in beats, Fly Sh*t with tags , , on December 29, 2009 by youalreadyknowwhoitis

The Chambers Brothers – Time Has Come Today

I was listening to this on my drive to work this morning.  Got my day off to a GREAT start!  But then I walked into the office….

Timbaland ft. Drake – Say Something

Posted in beats, Fly Sh*t with tags , , , , on December 28, 2009 by youalreadyknowwhoitis

I’m probably real late on this, but I just saw the video last night for Timbaland ft. Drake – Say Something.  Dope track.  Cop it.

Kerry Washington

Posted in Fly Sh*t, shortys / models / women with tags , , on December 27, 2009 by youalreadyknowwhoitis

So I’ve gotten some unsolicited feedback from a few of my friends lately on my choice of blog topics.  If you hear them tell it, you’d think this has become a porn blog!  Yes it is true, YAKWII has decided to profile more women who have made the adult decision to display their bodies in various states of undress.

Again, like I told my friends, where am I at fault here?  The people want to see skin, so I’m gonna show them skin!  However, since I am a caring and compassionate person, I will fall back on the skin show for this post, but don’t get used to it!

Kerry Washington is an absolutely stunning actress!  Stunning!  I don’t watch many movies, but I do make it a point to check for Ms. Washington’s flicks.  I think so highly of Ms. Washington that I’m gonna break from tradition here and instead of inviting her to the YAKWII spot, I’ll gladly pack up my sh*t and head to her crib!  Sh*t, I’ll shut down the whole blog if need be!  That’s my word!

More pics after the jump.

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BillandWarrenMakeMoney.com

Posted in real talk, Wildin with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on December 27, 2009 by youalreadyknowwhoitis

BillandWarrenMakeMoney.com

(not a real website)

Get money like these dudes!

(you won’t make any money)

Just send me $10 and I’ll tell you their money making secrets!

(I don’t know either of these guys)

Makin’ money has never been easier!

(this is a total scam)

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HANDJOB!

Posted in a real knee slapper!, totally random, Wildin with tags , , on December 26, 2009 by youalreadyknowwhoitis

I guess this is a REAL product!  INEEDAHANDJOB.com Crazy!

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