You already know who it is

Looks like Eldrick Tont “Tiger” Woods has been doin his best Clarence Cater impression off the golf course!  When YAKWII reported on the rumors over the weekend, there was only ONE woman in question regarding Tiger’s extramarital affairs.  However, now there are THREE women in question!  Dude has been busy.

In the photo above, from left to right, we have Rachel Uchitel, Jaimee Grubbs and Kalika Moquin.  The only one to admit to having an affair with dude is Jaimme.  Rachel has denied it and Kalika has said “no comment.  So basically dude has been smashing all three.  That’s my take on the situation.

Dude’s worth almost a billi, he’s got planes, boats, security and all kinds of other sh*t that makes creepin mad easy for the rich and spoiled.  However, dude made the BIGGEST mistake of all – the cell phone!

Homie should have just copped a few of those $20 Quik-e-Mart phones, have his mans put some minutes on them and then pass them out to his broads.  No phone bills, no way to trace it!  Dummy!

And then dude had the flippin nerve to use his government on the voicemail he left one of his shortys!   “Hey, it’s Tiger.” Who the f*ck else is named Tiger?  Damn homie!  With amateur moves like that, you deserved to get caught up.

Well, let me say this.  I wish nothing but the best for Tiger, his wife and two young children.  Keep God on your side and you’ll get through this trying period.  one.

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