Don’t even bother thinkin “Oh, how nice of her to let Webster dance with her!” I guarantee homie stroked her off that night! Guarantee it! You’re probably thinkin “Oh, but she’s so hot and he’s so….short. There’s no way she’d like him.”
But that’s where you’re WRONG!! Sh*t like this happens all the time. People you don’t think are smashin are most definitely smashin! Add a little alcohol to the situation and anything is a go! Don’t get it twisted!
EPMD – You Gots to Chill
Ok, not only is this one of the dopest songs off of one of the best hip hop albums of all time, but this video is HILARIOUS! The scenes were E Double or PMD are rappin with the other dancing or some other random dude dancing in the background are rolling on the flippin floor funny to me! Particularly the spin move by ol’green eyes and everything that dude in the yellow and plaid does. Why yellow and plaid dude is so funny to me is because that is the same sh*t I would do if I had a chance to be in a video!
Yo, I think it’s that time. Yep, it’s definitely that time! It’s time to take the YAKWII show on the road!! So after about 3 minutes of planning, I’m proud to announce the…
2009 You Already Know Who It Is World Tour!!
You better know what you’re gettin into before you click “Read More!”
Gotta bring is back to the childhood real quick. Anyone remember these two cartoons:
Blue Falcon and Dynomutt, Dog Wonder
and Hong Kong Phooey?
These both originally came out in the 1970′s, but since I wasn’t around back then, I caught the reruns in the 80′s. Hanna-Barbera made some classic cartoons! Can’t forget Looney Toons either! I’m not up on the cartoons that kids watch these days cause I don’t have any young kids, but I’d be hard pressed to think that today’s toons are as wholesome as these. I remember just sitting there laughing at these goofy cartoon superheroes. Nothing too violent, just made for laughs. I mean, the hardest cartoons out when I was growing up were GI Joe and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. I bet kids these days would laugh at those shows. But I guess I’m finally starting to sound like my parents when I say, those were the good ol’days. Quick trip down memory lane.
I’m out. Later.
yo, what’s good? I’ve been meaning to write about this for a minute, but just never got around to it. matter of fact, some other dudes used the title of this post before I did – guess great minds think alike! this is about my love of chicks who rock bamboo earrings! I really don’t know why I like it so much, but I just do! I’m talkin like 13 letter full first names on them and everything! The only thing that I can think of that kick started my infatuation was seeing chicks rockin them back when I was real young living in Mattapan. Guess I’m going thru my 2nd childhood…..
By the way….we’re doing a video shoot at my crib in May!
Ladies send in your tapes!
i’m kinda off to a slow start today. i’m ok with that since I got a lot accomplished over the 2 days where I didn’t sleep. figured I’d share a little music with you. enjoy.
Minnie Riperton – Inside My Love
Red Hot Chili Peppers – My Friends
Force MD’s – Love is a House
Coldplay – Clocks
Red Hot Chili Peppers – Dani California
The Who – My Generation
Bebel Gilberto – Aganju
Wax Poetic ft. Norah Jones – Tell Me
Steve Miller Band – Fly Like An Eagle
The Originals – Sunrise
Marcy Playground – Sex & Candy
Bill Conti – Redemption
Yo, I’ve decided to build upon yesterday’s Grimemart hate story and turn this into a full week of “hate” rants. This week shall now be know as the “He Hate Me” series.
Since I really don’t have a whole lot of things that I personally hate, I’ve decided to make this a little more interactive and open it up for guest haters. This next posting is from a good friend named 1st Hate. 1st Hate did a really good job on this one!
“I still hate because I am!”
As a matter of fact, my hate has only grown as I’ve watched the nonsense unfold around me. It is actually amazing the amount of real hate I have inside, it can’t be healthy. No one should be able to hate like this, but here I am anyways, hating with the purest, most uncut hate the world has ever seen.
As a matter of fact I hate this website, The Good News Network, and the pansies who write for it. I hate them and I hate Pandas… Yes — Pandas! I saw a man try and give a panda a hug on TV and the f*cker mauled him… Yes I hate that man for being stupid, but I also hate that panda for mauling a hugger…a stupid, witless hugger! It’s not that dumb man’s fault he was born brainless!
I hate my bosses for lying to me and bringing me onboard under the belief that they were a half decent company. I hate staff reductions that leave me as the answer guy for just about everything in this ponzi-scheme… I hate them and I hate my job! Stupid, stupid job!!!
I hate my salary, as I watch people doing less make more than me, and I hate my co-workers for breathing my air. I hate conference calls, and I hate people calling my phone line to give me the same witless answers to sh*tty questions that I don’t give a good god damn about!
I hate so much!!!!
Excellent first post by 1st Hate!
So for the next 7 days or so, the He Hate Me series is open for business! If you have a good rant that falls in-line with the He Hate Me series, send it in for consideration. You may wake up and see your rant posted! However, I do have a few guidelines:
1) No real names! Make up a name if you have to, but this is not meant to cause any harm. It’s just for laughs.
2) No cursing: You can curse, but it has to come in the form like such: sh*t, fu*ker, @$$hole, etc.
3) It has to make me laugh. If I don’t laugh at it, it’s not going up.
Now to keep things fair, I do take bribes! Money is much appreciated, but it doesn’t have to come in that form. Get creative with it! For example, if you’re a chick with a fatty and you send me a nice backshot picture – you best believe your rant will be posted! (Disclaimer: All materials sent to youalreadyknowwhoitis become personal property of youalreadyknowwhoitis and will not be returned. And what youalreadyknowwhoitis does with the materials is none of your damn business!) If you’re a dude and you try to do the same thing – I will call Chris Hanson and you will appear on the next episode of To Catch a Predator!!! To each is own, but that’s just not my thing.
But like I said earlier, there isn’t a whole lot that I really hate in this world. So in an effort to keep this blog in balance, I will post some anti-hate things after each posting. enjoy.
Tito. That’s all I have to say.
Tom f*ckin Brady! Millions have tried to hate, but you just can’t. I mean, what do you say, “dude, you date supermodels and win super bowls….you’re loser!” Nah, just doesn’t work.
Pam Grier is a goddess! I just dare you to hate!!!!!
I’m not going to even say anything because we all know it’s not possible.
one.
Ok, I lied. my last post was not my last post of the night. but this one will be. this is too great to wait for tomorrow. i must have like 3000 bookmarked websites. i’m an internet junkie! my TV will stay off for days, I just like surfing the web for stuff that really doesn’t enhance my life in any other way other than the pure enjoyment i get from finding stuff online. so i guess when i put it that way, the enjoyment i get from finding stuff online does enhance my life. it makes me happy. regardless, i’m good money if it enhances OR erodes my situation. so i was just going thru my most recent bookmarks and came across this music video. i have zero clue when i saved this for myself but i’m so happy that i did! absolut classic! enjoy!
Scandal ft. Patty Smyth – The Warrior
I can see how this can get addicting…
I really don’t have nothing to say, I just want to post stuff.
Voltron is like the all time greatest cartoon ever! in my opinion, possibly one of the top 15 tv shows ever, not just cartoons. Seriously! if you can’t understand how hard these dudes held it down in the 80′s…man, just…just…i don’t know man. all i remember was sitting in front of the tv, totally captivated at how hard these dudes went at king zarkon, prince lotor, haggar and those damn robeasts on every episode!
the vehicle voltron was straight too but never really compared to the lions.
ESPN New York Times NahRight.com
