Lookin at porn ain’t like it used to be!!

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Read at your own risk.  Another YAKWII original.

Here’s what I don’t understand.  We have this great thing called the internets, right.  Anything you want, you can find on the web.  The world literally at your fingertips!  F*ckin amazing!  A major part of this online world is PORN.  Great thing in my world.  It’s out there for everyone’s enjoyment, if you want it.  Ain’t hurtin nobody.

However, why are there these people out there who want to crash the porn party?  You know, “those guys” who always spike the punch, break your parents furniture and start fights with anyone who isn’t as drunk and obnoxious as them.  These are also the same type of guys who have been having late-nite sex with your girlfriend for the last 2 months while you’ve been working the 3rd shift at El Gordita just so you can pay the rent for your sh*tty basement apartment that constantly stinks because your greasy, scum of the earth landlord refuses to fix the leaky sewage pipe that runs through the middle of your kitchen.  Sound familiar at all?  No??  Umm…Ok.  Obviously no one else has the same kinds of problems that I do.  Moving right along….

The point I was attempting to make before I somehow managed to sidetrack myself in the middle of making a very important point that I’m still tryin to make right now, but can’t seem to get my sh*t together long enough to finish typing out the sentence before going off on another tangent is…. why do these people create viruses, trojans and malware that infect your computer when you log onto porn sites?  Do people get a kick out of this?  Is it funny?  All I want to do is look at some chick rubbing some lotion on her oversized fun bags before I go to bed.

lotion

(That’s Makosi Musambasi from Big Brother UK in case you were wondering who this woman was who’s rubbing lotion all over her oversized fun bags.)

That’s it.  I don’t want no problems.  But why do people think it’s cool to mess with this process?  Someone will have to explain this to me cause I’m not capable of comprehending this.

In an attempt thwart these viruses attacks and sh*t, I installed Avast anti-virus software on my computer.  It’s free and works well.  I recommend it.  My only drawback is the alert it gives you when you have logged onto a site that will infect your computer with a trojan or malware.  First you get a big ass pop-up that say “Virus detected.  Abort connection?”

avast! SMP virus

Then I guess if you somehow manage to miss this big ass pop-up taking over your computer screen, this loud ass siren goes off and then a voice comes on saying “Caution!  Virus Found!” It’s so obnoxious!  Seriously, it sounds like a warning I should receive if I was flying the space shuttle and was about to crash the b*tch into the side of the moon or something.  So ridiculous!

Ok, so first and foremost, let me say that I do appreciate the warning.  Reminds me that I probably shouldn’t be looking at porn anyways.  (Hasn’t stopped me yet thou.)  However, the worst part about it is that the alert is so loud that I’m like 85% sure my neighbors in the apartment above me can hear these alerts!  I mean, in between the hours of 11 pm – 3 am, what else would I possibly looking at online that would set this warning off??

I’m also pretty sure this is the reason why when I’ve tried to make eye contact and introduce myself to them, but they just quickly walk by me whenever we cross paths in the parking lot and pretend like they don’t see me.  All I want to do is say, “Hi.”

Oh well, life goes on.  It’s 11:55pm…guess what I’m about to go do???

I’m going to bed! What else would I be doing at this time of night?

You people are so NASTY!!!!

You Already Know Who It Is

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One Response to “Lookin at porn ain’t like it used to be!!”

  1. Dominicdanzi Says:

    Makosi is big image when it comes to sexy pics

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