A Daddy’s Worst Nightmare

Laurence Fishburne’s 19-year old daughter, Montana Fishburne aka Chippy D, is jumping into the porn business.  I bet Morpheus never though he’d actually be living in the Matrix!  Damn.

Imagine you spend 19 years of your life trying to keep your daughter safe from all the young dudes in the neighborhood who want to do nothing more than get their rocks off courtesy of your nubile offspring.  Then, after all of that blood, sweat and tears, she decides to jump into porn!  What!?!  Geez…I thought our children were the future?

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4 Responses to “A Daddy’s Worst Nightmare”

  1. Damn homie! She needs to see Boyz in da Hood or something! I mean Laurence Fishburne reasoned Cuba Gooding Jr not to be a hoodlum in that movie, he even reasoned Neo to take the red pill (or was it the blue pill?). What happened?!

  2. This is just wrong…on so many levels.

  3. Pretty nice post. I just stumbled upon your blog and wanted to say that I have really enjoyed browsing your blog posts. In any case I’ll be subscribing to your feed and I hope you write again soon!

  4. wats up man hows it going

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